FRIDAY THE 13TH - TOP 10 JOKES OF THE DAY

1. Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

2. I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

3. I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

4. The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

5. Slut jokes are just whoreable.

6. Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!

7. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

8.When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

9. I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

10. So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

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